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Scapegoats Pty Ltd

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Standish and others tell us that a significant percentage of projects fail for one reason or another. Many of these are projects that could have been saved by timely action, but instead end in ignominy due to inaction by various stakeholders. Transfixed by impending doom, those responsible are content to let problems fester until the potential for disaster translates to reality.

That’s when the proverbial stinky stuff hits the fan: project sponsors demand explanations about what went wrong, and how, and why. Above all, they want to know who is responsible. Then the finger pointing begins, culminating in the  identification of the scapegoat.  Once identified, the scapegoat is blamed, pilloried, and if he or she is really unfortunate (or the sponsor really ticked off), sacked.

Here’s what I reckon, though:  organisations can ill afford to lose individuals they have invested in over the years.  It would be so much easier if they could sack someone who didn’t matter. Alas, if only we had someone like….

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Scapegoats Proprietary Limited

“You mess up, we’ll fess up”


Scapegoats Pty Ltd offers consummate, professional scapegoats for hire. Our consultants are guaranteed to be technically and socially inept. They are people you can well afford to lose. So when you see early signs  that your project is going to fail, hire one our pros and rest assured that your team will survive intact. Why  get sacked for incompetence when you can sack someone else instead?

Here are some comments from our satisfied clients:

“…Our SPL consultant was a life saver. His incompetence ensured that no one on the team was blamed…” AP, Project Manager.

“…We asked for a standout consultant; Pete exceeded our expectations. His unhelpful manner coupled with his obnoxiousness made him an obvious scapegoat when our project went belly up…” TY, Project Manager.

So, don’t wait for fate – call us now on 1800 SCAPE GOAT.

Written by K

August 25, 2008 at 6:19 pm

Nice one, Dave

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It is strange how many issues come to one’s notice through conversations initiated around the coffee machine. Just the other day, I was getting myself a caffeine fix when Dave wandered by.

“How are you going, Dave?” I asked.

“Hmm good…. good,” he said, nodding absently. He’d looked a little abstracted lately – focusing on the reports he was doing for Finance, no doubt – or so I thought.  Then he looked at me and said, “Those reports I’m doing –  I still haven’t received all the requirements for them.”

I got a little alarmed; the first tranche of the reports were due next week. “Wasn’t Ralph supposed to get them to you a couple of weeks ago?” I asked.

“He hasn’t given me everything I need.”

“Have you reminded him?” An obvious question that had to be asked.

“Yes – several times.”

“And…what did he say?”

“He didn’t respond to my emails.”

Ah, Dave, Dave. You should know better than to send reminders through email and not follow-up.

Some background:  As you may have gathered, Ralph’s in Finance and Dave’s in IT. Dave does a fair bit of reporting work for Finance, hence the work connection between the two. They also happen to be located in the same building – less than a minute’s stroll apart.  Yet,  I reckon most of the communication between them is  via email. The only time they talk to each other, face-to-face, is at the occasional meeting.

Dave should have wandered over to Ralph’s office to have a chat. Although Dave had done the right thing (at least in letter, if not spirit) by sending Ralph reminders, he could have done much better. Email is a sub-optimal mode of communication  because, among other things,  emails can go “missing” (consider the familiar excuse: “Oh, I must have deleted it by mistake.”), or be misunderstood if the tone’s wrong or content incomplete.   On the other hand, face-to-face conversations can’t be ignored, and any potential misunderstandings can be sorted on the spot. Further, they also enable one to listen to what’s not said,  through observation of non-verbal signals or body language. So, the next time you start to type out that electronic missive, stop a minute and ask yourself, “Can I do this by conversation instead?” If so, do so.

In politically charged situations, where there’s a danger that a conversation may be denied or conveniently forgotten, one might consider sending a follow-up email that summarises the conversation and agreed actions. But in my experience that is rarely as useful as it’s made out to be.

Perhaps you’re wondering what happened about reports. Here’s the rest of the story. After some prompting Dave had a chat with Ralph and fixed up a time to discuss the reports. Dave got his missing requirements and a delivery date was agreed on. It looks as though the reports will be ready on time. What’s more, Dave tells me that he has been talking to Ralph a lot lately, showing him work in progress and getting useful feedback on it. Ralph has a good idea of what he’ll get in the end, and Dave has peace of mind knowing that his work is indeed on track. Even better, I’ve had some feedback from Ralph as well, commending Dave on his initiative and work. 

Happy customers reflect well on the team. Nice one, Dave!

Written by K

August 21, 2008 at 8:42 pm

SOA what? A clarification for CIOs in five limericks.

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CIOs struggling to keep a lid
on expenses not budgeted,
should have no fear
for help is here –
through designs, service-oriented.

A consulting giant claims
cost cuts and many more gains
will come one’s way
when SOA
unshackles technology’s chains.

The Next Revolution in Productivity.”
Hype’s alive and well – so we see.
But implementing software
that’s not business aware
will cause much pain and grief.

The slick salespersons who sell
SOA software won’t tell
the truth, it’s tragic
that it ain’t no magic,
but a true integration hell.

So, don’t be sold snake-oil.
For you will be in for much toil.
With nothing to show
for all your spent dough,
but an organisation in turmoil.

Written by K

July 20, 2008 at 5:53 pm